More Cell Phone Photos

I couldn't figure out why these photos were on my old cell phone. And then, I remembered...

Shortly after Lily was born, I went on a Nutri System diet. I should have known better, but I needed a jump start. It promised "restaurant style food delivered right to your door" with a money-back guarantee. I was so busy and tired that I needed the prepackaged food so I wouldn't have to plan or think. I knew the food wouldn't be great, but I figured I could do anything for two weeks. Even vacuum-sealed pizza.

I was so wrong.

Didn't look so bad.

I thought "Maybe it'll look better after I microwave it. Maybe it'll triple in size after I microwave it."

I asked for my money back.