However, today I sprayed hand sanitizer in my mouth instead of breath freshener. The perils of a crowded purse. My first thought was "hey, this isn't very minty . . . " My second thought was "I hope I don't throw up!" A colleague pointed out that I can now safely kiss a pig, though.
3 comments:
oh man that is gross. coincidentally, i brought hand sanitizer to work for my desk today, in case you want to squirt any in your mouth.
HaHa! I accidentally put nasal spray in my eye instead of eye drops a few months ago. Shockingly, it didn't hurt! Remember when Uncle John brushed his teeth with foot fungus cream? Or when mom put Pepto Bismol on her bug bites instead of Calamine lotion? That one still makes me laugh.
haha, that's awesome! I mean, now that you haven't thrown up, that is. ;)
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